So last week I had…
with my oldest stepson.
Many of you know I have a daughter who is 20 years old (my long time readers know her as Little Fawn. And can you believe??? 20! She’s 20! Actually not until end of May but close enough) Anyway… although I was a Wednesday night and every-other-weekend daddy for 16 years before she went off to college, I took every opportunity that arrived, after she was about 10 years old and used them as teaching moments to inform her about sexuality. She started becoming curious and asking questions so I figured it was time.
So after dozens of teaching moments over a year or so, when she finally had her first menstrual period she wasn’t scared, freaked out or worried. She knew what was happening and I’m sure in part because of me and our “mini talks” and most certainly her mother too. I cannot stand the woman at all but to her credit she did a pretty good job raising an absolutely beautiful child.
But my daughter’s a girl as well as quite mature and wise for her years. She always has been… wise and mature. Well she’s always been a girl, too. Anyway, my point is those talks never seemed awkward for either of us.
This situation though… with the boy
He’s a boy who is unbelievable immature. He’s silly, doesn’t focus well — at all, is a ham, doesn’t take things seriously half the time that he should and laughs when he gets nervous. Basically he’s a nine and a half year old little boy.
So last week The Deistette calls from upstairs, “Hon! Can you come up here please?!?”
“Yeah! Can you give me a minute. I wanna finish watching…
No, no. I can’t give you a minute.
Come here now please!”
So I go upstairs to see what’s going on and she says, “can you handle…
and explain why it won’t go down. I’ll be downstairs.”
I look at the boy to see he has a pretty tremendous boner in effect. My first thought is “wow, youth really is wasted on the young.”
He looks down then looks up kinda grinning (remember I said he laughs when he’s nervous) and says, “why won’t it stop staring at you?”
Well played young sir… well played.
So this is how it’s going to go huh.
I can barely contain myself from bursting out and figure Continue reading